Anonymous;
What state do you live in?

swolizard:

sexual frustration

wolfmasters:

THE SUBS ON MY DOWNLOAD ARE SO OUT OF SYNC I’M GONNA BE SICK

wolfmasters:

THE SUBS ON MY DOWNLOAD ARE SO OUT OF SYNC I’M GONNA BE SICK

Many Ladies wear it this way

Because you gotta look cute in old San Juan

Because you gotta look cute in old San Juan

lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

Tumblin from Puerto Rico hollaaaa

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

egberts:

intercourse more like yes of course

peperomint:

when u dislike a song on an 8tracks but u dont dislike it enough 2 waste a skip on it so u just gotta suffer thru

sighgarden:

in that case, do it

sighgarden:

in that case, do it

omelettethecorgi:

My apologies. I’ll see myself out.

HAKUNA MA’VODKA
— it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)