fr iend!! !!!
im coming friend
im here i love u
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”
two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out
did you say yes
DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES
My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.
THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC
It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish
Everyone has that dish.
Relationship status: Breakfast
It’s two thirty in the afternoon.
When we’re together time doesn’t exist.
sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different
this is not where i intended this convo to go but alright
i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people