taekoyasuhiro:

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friend ?????!?

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fr iend!! !!!

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im coming friend

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im here i love u

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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basementdemo:

My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.

decrepitar:


peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish


Everyone has that dish.

decrepitar:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

dennys:

termsofenragement:

dennys:

Relationship status: Breakfast

It’s two thirty in the afternoon.

When we’re together time doesn’t exist.

fallopianrhapsody:

sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different

earthdad:

me: *kisses my cheek* you look cute today

10000steps:

me every summer

this is not where i intended this convo to go but alright

urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

Ideal Partners for the Signs

roughness:

Aries: Me
Taurus: Me
Virgo: Me
Scorpio: Me
Aquarius: Me
Capricorn: Me
Leo: Me
Pisces: Me
Libra: Me
Cancer: Me
Gemini: Me
Sagittarius: Me

Describe me in one word anonymously.

voglie-lussuriose:

Doooo it