Never expect someone to respect your feelings because you respected theirs. Never expect someone not to hurt you because you would never hurt them.
— (via confusingmisery)

fuck-yeah-feminist:

In which Jimmy Fallon nails it. 

He smiled and all I could think was ‘Oh shit’.
— Ten Word Poem #5 (via 400eurojob)
journalisticjoe:

Here for this headline

journalisticjoe:

Here for this headline

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

 (via thestarlesswanderer)

sighconic:

this conversation changed me

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

aliahnovna:

clint barton firing an arrow with precise aim and then accidentally punching himself in the face immediately after

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment